SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Take me to the Ocean" Tee

This tee is a one-way ticket to salty freedom. Featuring a beach scene so vibrant it could blind a jellyfish, it’s basically a tropical scream for help — in the best way possible.

Whether you’re stuck in traffic or stuck in your own head, this shirt says: “I’m spiritually horizontal on a beach towel right now.”

Graphic: palm tree, surfboard, horizon line, and enough color to make a flamingo jealous

Mood: breezy, beachy, and 98% sunscreen fumes

Ideal for: skipping town, chasing waves, and telling humidity to chill

Wear it when your soul’s yelling “vacation” and your flip-flops are already halfway to the car. Ocean’s calling, bro — don’t ghost it.

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• RETURN POLICY •

• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.

• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.

• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️

• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.

• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.

• Brand & IP Protection •
All artwork, graphics, illustrations, product designs, and written content sold or displayed by SALTLANTIC™ are original works created and owned exclusively by SALTLANTIC™. These materials are protected under U.S. and international copyright law. Reproduction, redistribution, modification, or commercial use of any SALTLANTIC™ content without written permission is strictly prohibited.