SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Salty Skeleton" Tee

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a headline waiting to happen: “Florida Man Skeleton Surfs Into Freedom, Refuses To Pay Taxes, Waves Flag While Eating Corn Dogs.”

Picture it: a skeleton shredding a wave so hard the ocean files a noise complaint, gripping the American flag like it’s a Publix sub on the 4th of July. Bald eagles circle overhead, one’s playing a banjo, another’s shot-gunning a Capri Sun. The crowd chants “USA! USA!” while the skeleton yells back, “I AM THE CONSTITUTION, BRO!”

Material: 100% cotton — softer than a gator in a kiddie pool

Graphic: Skeleton + surfboard + flag = the ghost of George Washington’s beach day

Style: Patriotic chaos, perfect for BBQs, surf comps, or court appearances after jet ski incidents

Wear this tee and you’re legally allowed to grill hot dogs on a surfboard while declaring independence from sunscreen.


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