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A minimal circle with a palm and a surfboard. That’s it. That’s the whole mood.
This tee is for the coastal overthinkers who want to look calm while internally spiraling about tide charts, sunscreen placement, and whether they can get away with ignoring their inbox for one more hour.
It’s simple. It’s salty. It’s giving “I have my life together” even though you absolutely do not — and honestly, that’s the charm.
Wear it when you want to look effortlessly coastal while doing absolutely nothing productive. A perfect uniform for sun‑tired adults who identify spiritually as “somewhere near the water.”
SALTLANTIC™ — minimal design, maximum beach‑delusion energy.
THANK YOU for shopping SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. 🫶❤️
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• RETURN POLICY •
• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.
• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.
• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️
• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.
• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.
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