SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Vintage Surfboard" Tee

So Retro It Might Actually Time‑Travel
This tee looks like it was stolen straight off the back of a dude who peaked in 1978 and has been coasting on pure vibes ever since. The back graphic features three vintage surfboards, each one radiating the exact energy of a board that’s seen some things, bro. Like… “slept in a van,” “survived a hurricane,” “witnessed questionable beach decisions” levels of things.

These boards aren’t just vintage — they’re emotionally vintage. They’ve got that sun‑bleached, salt‑crusted, “I’ve been waxed with whatever was in the glovebox” aesthetic. You can practically hear them saying, “Back in my day, fins were optional and sunscreen was for cowards.”

Slip this tee on and instantly gain:

The swagger of someone who calls every surfboard “my baby”

The confidence of a person who definitely lies about wave height

The aura of someone who thinks they were a pro surfer in a past life

The spiritual energy of a man who once surfed a door during a storm “just to see if it worked”

This shirt screams:
“I appreciate classic surf culture, but also I’m a menace.”

It’s retro.
It’s chaotic.
It’s SALTLANTIC™.


THANK YOU for shopping SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. 🫶❤️

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