SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Florida Sober" Tee

SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Florida Sober” Tee - “Florida Sober” does not mean what you think it means.
It means you’ve survived at least three hurricanes, two questionable beach bars, one rogue gator sighting, and you still showed up to brunch like nothing happened.

This tee features a palm tree with a suspicious little wink on the back — the kind of wink that says:
“I’ve seen things. I will not be elaborating.”

And on the front?
Your classic SALTLANTIC™ chest logo, but with a wink so obvious it’s practically filing paperwork.
It’s the visual equivalent of someone saying “I’m fine” while holding a flamingo-shaped cocktail.

Perfect for people who know “Florida Sober” is a state of mind


Soft. Coastal. Slightly unhinged.
Just like you.
Just like us.
Just like Florida.

SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. fueled by saltwater and decisions we won’t be explaining...




THANK YOU for shopping SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. 🫶❤️

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• RETURN POLICY •

• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.

• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.

• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️

• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.

• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.

• Brand & IP Protection •
All artwork, graphics, illustrations, product designs, and written content sold or displayed by SALTLANTIC™ are original works created and owned exclusively by SALTLANTIC™. These materials are protected under U.S. and international copyright law. Reproduction, redistribution, modification, or commercial use of any SALTLANTIC™ content without written permission is strictly prohibited.