SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "I Don't Flock Wit'Chu" Tee

This tee is for the person who woke up today and chose tropical disrespect. The back graphic features a solo flamingo standing there like it just denied three brunch invitations, blocked its ex, and filed a noise complaint against your entire vibe. Underneath it, the phrase “I Don’t Flock Wit’Chu” sits proudly — a polite, beach‑friendly way of saying “please remove yourself from my personal coastline.”

The flamingo isn’t part of a flock. The flamingo is the flock. And the flock is closed.

The front chest keeps it classy with the SALTLANTIC™ logo — a little preview before people see the back and realize you’re not here to mingle, flock, or tolerate nonsense.

Perfect for:

Walking past someone you know and pretending you don’t

Sending a message without using your inside voice


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• RETURN POLICY •

• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.

• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.

• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. �️

• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.

• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.

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People who identify spiritually with a bird that stands on one leg and judges everyone

Anyone who wants to broadcast “nope” energy from 50 feet away

Soft, bold, and carrying the exact amount of sun‑soaked sass, this tee lets the world know you’re not flocking around today — or any day.

Basically, it’s wearable proof that flamingos aren’t just fabulous—they’re lifestyle icons of petty independence.