SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Surfing Is My Religion" Tee

This tee is for the people who hear the word “Sunday” and immediately think “swell report.” The SALTLANTIC™ “Surfing Is MY Religion” Tee makes it official: you’re not spiritual, you’re salt‑ual.

On the back, the phrase SURFING IS MY RELIGION sits above a minimal surfboard underline — like a sacred signature from the Ocean Itself. It’s basically your baptism certificate, but with better typography. The front chest rocks the SALTLANTIC™ logo, because every belief system needs branding, and ours happens to look fantastic with boardshorts.

Made from soft cotton and pure bad decisions, this tee is perfect for:

Skipping responsibilities because “the tide is doing something important”

Explaining your belief system to strangers who absolutely did not ask

Looking holy while eating a gas‑station breakfast burrito at 6 a.m.

Performing miracles like standing up on a wave you definitely shouldn’t have paddled for

And yes — my priest wears boardshorts and forgets my name. That’s the level of organization we’re working with.

Your membership benefits include:

• Free salt exfoliation

• Weekly wipeout therapy

• Eternal stoke

• No judgment (except for SUPs — obviously)

Wear it proudly. Preach from the lineup. Convert the masses one wipeout at a time.

THANK YOU for shopping SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. 🫶❤️

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• RETURN POLICY •

• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.

• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.

• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️

• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.

• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.

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