SALTLANTIC™ “Saltwater is my blood type™” Tee

This tee isn’t just a vibe—it’s a diagnosis. Featuring bold lettering wrapped around a wave-filled blood drop, it’s wearable proof that you’re 90% ocean, 10% sunscreen, and 100% unbothered.

This shirt is for the ones who:

Bleed brine and cry seafoam.

Think hydration means “more salt, less shame.”

Told their doctor, “I’m not dehydrated—I’m just tide-curious.”

Once tried to register as a marine mammal for tax purposes.

Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s comfier than a manatee in a hammock and saltier than your ex’s texts.

Side effects may include:

Uncontrollable beach cravings

Sudden urge to roast freshwater fish

Dramatic wave entrances

Refusing to shower unless it’s in the ocean

Basically, it’s a tee that says: I’m not just coastal—I’m "Clinically Salty™".

THANK YOU for shopping SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. 🫶❤️

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• RETURN POLICY •

• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.

• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.

• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️

• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.

• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.

• Brand & IP Protection •
All artwork, graphics, illustrations, product designs, and written content sold or displayed by SALTLANTIC™ are original works created and owned exclusively by SALTLANTIC™. These materials are protected under U.S. and international copyright law. Reproduction, redistribution, modification, or commercial use of any SALTLANTIC™ content without written permission is strictly prohibited.