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This shirt is for the brave souls who wax their boards with pure Florida air. Featuring a heroic glob of surf wax melting like it just saw the heat index, this tee celebrates the sticky truth: humidity is the real MVP.
Graphic: One sweaty surfboard, one gooey wax puddle, zero chill
Mood: Slippery, salty, and proud of it
Ideal for: paddling out, passing out, or just standing still and sweating through your vibe
Wear it when the forecast says “feels like soup.” Hang ten, sweat eleven.
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• RETURN POLICY •
• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.
• Address Accuracy •
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If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.
• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️
• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.
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