SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Respect the Lagoon, Bro" Tee

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a wetland warning label wrapped in Florida swagger. Featuring:

A manatee in shades rocking a gold chain with the Florida state emblem like it’s swamp bling.

An alligator with sunglasses who’s clearly done explaining himself.

A blue heron with the emotional range of a DMV clerk.

A disgruntled turtle who’s seen things.

All standing in a lagoon surrounded by sable palms like it’s a tropical turf war.

This tee is for the ones who:

Know the lagoon isn’t just water — it’s a lifestyle.

Respect wildlife with attitude.


THANK YOU for shopping SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. 🫶❤️

🌴

• RETURN POLICY •

• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.

• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.

• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️

• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.

• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.

• Brand & IP Protection •
All artwork, graphics, illustrations, product designs, and written content sold or displayed by SALTLANTIC™ are original works created and owned exclusively by SALTLANTIC™. These materials are protected under U.S. and international copyright law. Reproduction, redistribution, modification, or commercial use of any SALTLANTIC™ content without written permission is strictly prohibited.

Understand that shade isn’t just for palm trees.

Believe Florida animals deserve their own reality show.

Would rather vibe with a manatee than argue with a tourist.

Made from 100% swamp-certified cotton, this shirt is softer than a sandbar nap and tougher than a heron’s side-eye.