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This mermaid didn’t rise from the sea to sing ballads—she came to roast the entire coastline. With scales brighter than a neon beach bar and a glare that could melt sunscreen, she’s the undisputed queen of salt.
Slip this tee on and suddenly you’re the kind of person who:
Side‑eyes seagulls like they owe you rent.
Laughs at tourists who think seashells are “rare.”
Starts arguments with crabs just because they walk funny.
Flips your hair so hard it knocks over three beach umbrellas and a cooler full of White Claws.
Printed on 100% soft cotton, it’s comfy enough for hammock naps, bold enough for boardwalk struts, and salty enough to season the entire Atlantic
THANK YOU for shopping SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. 🫶❤️
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• RETURN POLICY •
• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.
• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.
• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️
• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.
• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.
• Brand & IP Protection •
All artwork, graphics, illustrations, product designs, and written content sold or displayed by SALTLANTIC™ are original works created and owned exclusively by SALTLANTIC™. These materials are protected under U.S. and international copyright law. Reproduction, redistribution, modification, or commercial use of any SALTLANTIC™ content without written permission is strictly prohibited.