SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Chill Bro" Tee

This tee doesn’t just tell people to chill —
it threatens them with relaxation.

The front says “Chill, Bro”, but the energy behind it is:
“I have not had a coherent thought since the last lunar eclipse and I’m thriving.”

Slip this shirt on and instantly become the kind of person who:

Forgets what they were doing mid‑doing it

Moves at the speed of a sea cow drifting through warm water

Has a personal vendetta against urgency

Says “broooo” like it’s a legally binding document

The SALTLANTIC™ sleeve branding is there to warn bystanders that you are operating on low‑battery beach mode, and any attempt to stress you out will be met with a slow blink and a confused smile.

This tee is ideal for:

People who think sunscreen is a personality

Surfers who paddle out to avoid taxes

Anyone whose emotional support system is “the vibes”

Folks who have achieved enlightenment by staring at a wave for too long

Wearing this shirt may cause:

Sudden horizontalness

Chronic mellow

A complete inability to take anything seriously

Becoming one with the sand (physically or spiritually)



THANK YOU for shopping SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. 🫶❤️

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• RETURN POLICY •

• ALL SALES ARE FINAL •
Once you place an order, your shirt launches itself into production like it has a destiny. There’s no stopping it, recalling it, or convincing it to “wait, actually…” It’s already gone.

• Address Accuracy •
Please triple‑check your shipping address.
If it goes to your neighbor, your ex, a cul‑de‑sac, or the void, we can’t retrieve it.
If it gets returned to us, you’ll cover reshipment.

• If We Mess Up •
Wrong item, wrong size, wrong print, or something arrives looking feral — we fix it immediately. No drama. But you got 48 hours to let us know. ☀️

• If a Return Is Accepted (Rare) •
Item must come back looking untouched by human life.
No stains, smells, pet hair, glitter, crumbs, wrinkles, or evidence of emotional events.

• Cancellation Window •
You have 3 hours to cancel. After that, your order has sprinted into production.

• Brand & IP Protection •
All artwork, graphics, illustrations, product designs, and written content sold or displayed by SALTLANTIC™ are original works created and owned exclusively by SALTLANTIC™. These materials are protected under U.S. and international copyright law. Reproduction, redistribution, modification, or commercial use of any SALTLANTIC™ content without written permission is strictly prohibited.